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The band was kicking up a dust storm of sound, a fiddle sawing wild and fast, the drums punching the beat straight through the floorboards. I caught her eye across the room — blonde hair braided neat, hat tilted just enough to make her look dangerous and sweet all at once. She smiled like she already knew how the night was gonna end.

I didn’t think about it. I just moved, boots thudding heavy on the wood, tipping my hat with a little nod like ma’am, if you’d be so kind. She laughed — soft, musical — and slid her hand into mine like it belonged there.

The first step was always a little awkward, two bodies figuring each other out, but damn if she didn’t catch my rhythm quick. Left, right, quick-quick, slow. Her boots brushing the dust, skirts swaying just enough to hypnotize. I could feel her warmth through my shirt, her fingers curled against mine, steady as the stars outside.

She wasn’t shy. She leaned in close, close enough I caught the faint scent of wildflowers and whiskey. I led, but it wasn’t about control — it was a dance, a pull, a silent way of saying I see you without a single word passing between us. Her laugh bubbled up again when I spun her, boots scraping a circle on the ground, and when she came back to me, we were breathing the same breath.

The song wasn’t long, but time stretched out, lazy and golden, like a summer afternoon that refused to die. I didn’t even know the band had stopped playing ‘til I heard the scattered claps, felt the way she squeezed my hand just once before slipping away into the crowd, leaving nothing but the ghost of a smile and the memory of her fingers tangled with mine.

I just stood there a second, hat low over my eyes, heart knocking a little harder than before.

Hell.

I reckon I was already two-stepping my way straight into trouble.

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How to do the Oklahoma Two Step <not to be mistaken with it’s shitty cuzin’ the Texas Two Step///

Things you’ll need…

*Mandatory*:  a dance partner  inmycase  a honky tonk angel with only moral purposes in mind// inhercase a Marlboro man with a lasso as long as his <shut yo’ mouth>

*Optional but recommended*: cowboy boots chalked on the bottom////men—tight ass jeans *slim Wranglers* must pass the quarter test//pearl button shirt (trust me, she’ll figure it out)//a cowboy hat *summer-white straw…winter-black felt 10x) for tipping your partner *advanced*//women—just no skirts below the knees (trust me, he’ll figure it out) additional apparel, ladies choice of course* just remember dancing is foreplay afterall //a live country band <preferably with a fiddle player> or a jukebox//some fire in your blood (y’all both know what I’m talking about) @++i+uDe//the ability to count to +w0

*Optional: alcohol (my poison… Wild Turkey 101 with Budwesier chaser*advanced*) but not so much that ole Whiskey Dick pays you a visit later that nite//you might want to grab a bite on your way to the ranch eXpecially if you’re planning on shootin’ that Turkey <gobble,gobble>

Additional notes: 0nly dance with one that you came witH//if you follow these rules, you won’t make it out of the parking lot w/0 sharing at least 1 |n+im@Te moment ];-) , if you go looking for trouble, sho’ ’nuff somebody will accomodate

Choosing a h0nKy-t0Nk: that shit don’t matter, I’ve danced everywhere from Billy Bob’s in Fort Worth to Stovall’s in Pacific Missouri to some old juke in Vidalia Mississippi…my personal favorite Caravan Cattle Company in Tulsa, Oklahoma *I prefer a more intimate setting but try them all* >check it—http://honkytonkusa.net/

Dance Lessons <Oklahoma Two-Step 101!!!

Get out on the motherfuckin’ dance floor and take your inmycase honky-tonk angel which ya—>Stand with your feet together facing your partner—>Put your right hand on your partner’s waist—>put your left hand out to your side with your arm slightly bent and take your partner’s hand—>listen for the beat and away you go *quick note*<always keep your feet moving forward not side to side or you’ll be roadkill>—>ok so here’s the secret <drumroll> left<long>left<short>right<half&half> and repeat—> this will get you around that honky-tonk hardwood//feel free to spin, tip your hat to that special lady, slower…faster, keep your eyes open and you’ll start to pick up on the fun stuff, just stick to it and if y’all can keep your clothes on ’til last call $$$ next stop..the rodeo!!!

I was going to post a song for y’all to practice to but fact is, you can two-step to damn near anything so polish up your boots, shine those buckles, and get to dancin//

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