You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, but we cannot change the rules.

Hey, hey, you gotta listen to me, you gotta hear me, are you listening? It’s not real man! It’s a lie, it’s all lies. The government lies to us. They put robots in the drinking water, they put spies in the toilets – to watch us! You think it’s a joke, the joke’s on you, they’re killing you! You are being harvested by a marketing machine! You’re not free, you’re slaves! Freedom is a lie! They use drugs to control you, they did it to me for a long time. You need love! I need you, you need me, I love you! Love me back! 

And the trannies! Don’t even get me started on the trannies. It’s science run amok. It’s very confusing, I’m looking at a woman, I’m talking to a woman, I see the woman’s penis, NOW I’m confused. 

I have been to the other side. I have been there and it’s incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.

WOW! That gasoline sure can catch on fire.

I’m the voice of the people, like Moses, only keepin’ it real!